I think I’m finally getting the hang of this.
mom: i made cookies!!
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
Some people say “it’s too big” “oh my god how is that going to fit in there” “wow” “it’s huge Oh my god” “that is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on” etc so I mean I think it really can only sum up to as my dick is majestic and just fabulous, sometimes I even buy it flowers
that is not a dog that is the continent of australia
clifford went through a goth phase
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Weirdest thing i have ever seen on tumblr
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s views on parenting
They should call me Jesus
Cause I only got 12 followers.
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