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Help a sister out? →
So hi! I’m trying to go to college next year and could really use some help. If you’re wondering what I’m planning on doing with my education, you can read about it here. If you can’t donate, you can help by reblogging this post, and you’ll automatically be entered (one entry for each reblog) to receive random solos to 25k. If you donate, let me know, and I will happily provide:
- unlimited free promos to 25k in any format you choose
- unlimited graphics
- poems
- songs
- videos
- unlimited digital downloads of my album
- basically anything free and non-sexual/dangerous that you can think of
I usually sell my graphics for eight bucks a go, but you can have as many as you want if you donate anything at all. If you’re interested in what they look like, you can find my gallery here.
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JOKE
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
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IF I EVER GET PULLED OVER
- police: where do you live?
- me: with my parents.
- police: where do your parents live?
- me: with me.
- police: where do you all live?
- me: together.
- police: where is your house?
- me: next to my neighbours house.
- police: where is your neighbours house?
- me: if i tell you, you wont believe me...
- police: tell me.
- me: next to my house.
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ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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MY LIFE
- me at school: is there wifi?
- me at friends house: is there wifi?
- me at a restaurant: is there wifi?
- me at a hotel: is there wifi?
- me anywhere: is there wifi?
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